Today’s WTF Wednesday is brought to you by the good folks at Hygh Candy.
With a paltry 58 subscribers (as of this posting), it’s a damn shame because these folks are doing God’s work – particularly if God was a sick, twisted old fuck who enjoyed watching rednecks elect pussy-grabbing, orange anuses into political office.

This video is 16 minutes and 59 seconds of visual sugar – whether you’re smoked out of your mind or not. Starting with the psychedelic after school special Weed Man, followed by a sexy, slowed version of Missey Elliot’s Work It (my go-to karaoke track), all the way to the trippy Secret of Nimh meets School House Rock short.

My favorite part of the video is this brief interlude into how to meditatively massage your aardvark, or possum or whatever the fuck that thing is. Fuck, I don’t know. It looks like a giant rat with an anxiety disorder to me.
I could go on and on but I don’t want to rob you of the pure goodness of this psychedelic deliciousness.

So get out your penis-shaped bongs and your Funyuns and enjoy Hygh Candy Vol 1. And don’t forget to do the cool thing and subscribe and share this post with your friends. Because friends don’t let friends NOT waste their time on this website.
Enjoy you filthy animals.
Love,
– BMB
Holy shit gurl, (I saw gurl because Missy Elliot brings out my ultimate gangsta side) this probably scores highly in the most emotional, entertaining, fucking psychedelic video I’ve seen. I felt oddly emotional with the child and the leaf at ten minutes but was quickly comforted by the deep throat afterwards.
Thanks for sharing,
Ya Stralian mate.
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Hey, if I can post something that will take you from deep feels to WTF in less than a few seconds, I know I’ve done my job. Thanks for being a loyal follower. When I take over the world someday, I shall reserve a cabinet position for you. Something like Dept. of the Interior of Butts, or Secretary of Mutts, or something. 😉
Thanks again…DAWG.
– BMB
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Did anyone happen to save this video before it was removed for copyright? I really enjoyed it and I’d like to see it again
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I believe it’s back up again. You can’t keep Hygh Candy down! Thanks for visiting.
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